Y’all Qaeda

If you go to your polling place and you see Chairborne Rangers or Gravy Seals, just remember, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

That is why they had to bring their dick extensions… erm, assault rifles… to the polling place.

Make them feel better. Smile and laugh at them so they know that voting should be a festive activity.

These men are very emotionally fragile, as well, so maybe approach them and say, “Sorry about your penis.”